La Creme French (filmpje)

I don't get it, here I am, the guy who knows more angels than Euclid, and I'm stuck, and it sucks

I mean look, I usually subscribe to the water bug approach to life, you know, I just skim over the surface, I don't get my feet wet, and I don't stink

But now, now I feel naked, exposed, like a goddamn snake between skins, and all because of a piece of ass, make that asses, plural

Two of the most succulent titus behind you ever saw, butts like the bottom of heaven, and all I have to do is decide which one I want, and I just can't make up my mind

Right brain hemorrhoid, great, thanks, I'm having a nervous breakdown here, and I'm making with the jokes