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We like to do things properly so I've been away on a course at the Institute

of Advanced Masturbation. That's right, finally got my certificate. I'm now a

fully qualified instructor. Yes, a masturbation instructor. That's the

certificate you get when you pass. It's really really hard to pass, you know.

There are many many requirements. Let me tell you, first of all, it's very important